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Down Range Strength

Carry Heavy Shit

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Tits on a nun, nuts on a priest, and lifters who can’t Carry Heavy Shit… all useless

Top 5 reasons to exceed at Carrying Heavy Shit

1- all of your lifts will go up, if you can run with bodyweight+ in each hand your deadlift will probably be pretty good

2- the neighborhood m*lf’s will take notice when you take all the groceries in one trip

3- if you ruck as part of your profession, heavy yoke walks will make a 65 lb ruck feel like a piece of paper

4- you will be far more useful in life and people will be able to tolerate you more especially the opposite sex

5- you will have the confidence to tell people no when they ask you to help them move because the thought of lifting something that isn’t a stone, yoke, farmers handle, etc will be repulsive

Buy this shirt today and immediately become a stronger human

Item Details:

Sizes are Unisex
T-shirt is printed on Next Level because we are not scumbags and we want your shirt to be comfortable even if it cuts into our bottom line

 

At Down Range Strength we have said many times for many years